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My Tiny Oak Forest

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Bur oak, Quercus macrocarpa.

 

The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

–Ralph Waldo Emerson

I’m not giving into global warming or to Donald Trump. I’m planting acorns. I won’t live to see my oaks grow into a thick forest canopy, but time’s a wasting.

Regardless of the president-elect’s head-in-the-sand claim that he doesn’t believe in the overwhelming scientific evidence of global warming, there is little doubt that the earth is heating up. The president-elect has described the science as “bullshit” and a “hoax.”

I’d be happy to show the president-elect how to sow acorns, even though he’s busy with plans to shut down the Environmental Protection Agency and ease restrictions on coal powered plants. Even Kentucky’s Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, who has criticized President Obama for his attempt to curb fossil fuel emissions, doesn’t think Kentucky’s coal production is going to pick up anytime soon. Simple economics: natural gas is cheaper.

Shingle oak, Quercus imbricaria.

I once heard the architect William McDonough tease a nursery management audience about their collective lack of imagination.

The sun, sitting 93 million miles away, wirelessly delivers all of America’s energy needs to earth in eight minutes. McDonough said we have the capacity to harvest this potential with a solar array that measured a 100-mile square grid.

Powered up in Salvisa, Kentucky.

The conference audience sat stunned. The nursery and greenhouse growers looked at one another with astonishment. Had they just found a chest of gold bars, hidden under an oak tree in the back yard?

There was a slight hitch. McDonough explained that the huge, hypothetical solar collection station, sitting in the Nevada desert, would run headlong into the sobering reality that you lose power transmitting alternating current from the Nevada desert to Trump Tower in New York.

Ok, so this idea needs a little more work.

In the meantime, I’m going back to what I know better than electrical engineering.

Oak trees.

Seedlings of white oak, Quercus alba.

I’ve been planting oaks for 40 years. My current crop of tiny oaks will one day cool the earth and absorb carbon dioxide. And they’ll provide a shady spot for a hammock.

Here’s how you and the president-elect can produce oak trees in seven easy steps:

  1. Scout a good oak tree in your neighborhood, meadow or forest.
  2. Keep your eyes pealed when the acorns start to drop. You want to be ahead of the squirrels. October is prime acorn season in Kentucky.
  3. Prepare a nurse bed and plant the acorns as soon as possible. Many oak species send down a taproot their first autumn.
  4. Cover the nurse bed with hardware cloth and weigh the acorns down with stones. In addition, you might put some mothballs in a plastic yogurt container to ward off the squirrels. Drill holes in the sides of the container for aeration.
  5. Once germination begins in the spring, remove the hardware cloth. Cover your little seedlings with a small tent and drape netting over them. Alternatively, if you have only a small number, you can use a large, five-gallon nursery container. It’s important to protect the little oak seedlings from squirrels the first year, since each acorn is still attached to the seedling.
  6. Line out the seedlings the next late winter or early spring of the 2nd year, in a garden row, before the leaves emerge. Space 18” apart.
  7. Plant in a permanent home the 3rd—4th year. 

May the forest canopy be with you long after the president-elect is but a dark chapter in history.

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Allen Bush
on November 16, 2016 at 7:20 am, in the category It’s the Plants, Darling, Ministry of Controversy, Science Says.

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  1. Thanks for this info! A load of wood chips was delivered to my driveway last summer (2015) (free from the utility company clearing limbs from around hydro wires). The pile was under some very large oak trees. This past spring I used the chips to mulch several beds. Up popped dozens of oak seedlings. Everywhere!

  2. A couple of weeks after we moved into our previous house, I went out to pull weeds in the hellstrip. I had my hand on one seedling when I realized that the two seed leaves and two true leaves belonged to a California live oak. I left it there, growing as a bush to hide its true nature, but then the city forester found it. I thought that it was doomed, but he pulled out his pruning shears and promptly turned it into a single trunk tree. It had its first crop of acorns the fall that we moved to current house.

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